Today's Lessons

In my ongoing pursuit to make the world a better place, here are today's lessons:

Lesson # 1: "Pediatric" and "children" mean the same thing. You can't say "children's pediatric" or "pediatric children."

Lesson # 2: Don't say something like "She's going to the store on today." You just say, "She's going to the store today." The same applies for uses of yesterday

Lesson # 3: "R" is NOT pronounced "ar-ra"