Three of today's stories had some amazing quotes from a few...eccentric...Charlestonians. I just had to pass them along.
- "You know the character Goofy from Disney? Goofy would've done a better job growing that weed" - Anonymous man in reference to "Cops pull 20 marijuana plants from downtown community garden"
- "Help me I'm fucking drunk!" - Wasted 14-year-old after he flipped his mom's car.
- "$30,000 ain't shit. When I get out, I'm going to get that charge dismissed, bitch!" - Inmate, who was promptly given another 30 days in the pokey.