During yesterday's The Colbert Report, Stephen said he is so upset, he will now claim he is from North Carolina instead of the Palmetto State. This decision was met begrudgingly and brought about some salty language. - "I'm a Tar Heel now. Whatever the fuck that means."
He also said, "The voters have spoken. Mark Sanford has beaten my sister, and I believe that means that Mark Sanford is now my sister. And on behalf of my family I want to say that we're deeply sorry about him."
You can watch the entire segment below.